Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish

After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish

by anon502 July 7, 2018

Penn Stated

The act of being raped.

Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.

by Ballboy123454321 November 27, 2011

slayed

slay, or like- you did something rlly good or whatever. idk how to explain.

did you hear am by arctic monkeys?
yeah, they totally slayed.

by the wallhoe March 27, 2022

Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004

Slaked

when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.

Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.

by cunt rage November 2, 2009