Fort Saskatchewan

A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.

“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”

“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”

“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”

by rayne1974 February 21, 2018

slasked

Its the perfect word to use instead of Fuck/Fucked etc. When in situations where Fucked isnt the right word of choice, but the time and place requires an extra ingredient to get the full point over is needed. Coming from the norwegian word "Slasken" the word means Slob and/or Hobo.

"Dude, I totally slasked that girl the other day"

"Man, I slasked his ass up"

Other alternative usage are -

"Im so slaskened right now, but lets get slasked up tonight."

by Jimbolic February 15, 2009

Slacker

A smart person who is lazy but pretends to be busy to avoid work.

What a slacker he is! Pretending to pit effort on mundane things to avoid the list of to-do's i gave him.

by Alter Licker June 8, 2017

Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.

bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

by Billy bob April 14, 2003

slacker

Someone who puts off doing things to the last minute, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important anyways and forgets about it

Man I wish I could be a slacker like that guy Angry Steve.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

slack

To masturbate, for men.

"I took that porno into the bathroom and slacked to it."

by Rane Tane Tane July 13, 2004

slacker-tude

A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package

Even with her work unfinished, she still managed to give me plenty of slacker-tude at the end of the day

by Mafio Fiddler January 18, 2009