slackstracted

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.

"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"

by webproductowner October 4, 2021

Banter Sharks

Banter Sharks are the metaphorical term for the increasing banter in somebody or a group. Banter is characterised into a physical form of a shark where the Banter Sharks are out to get you.

James: "Elliot, shut the fuck up."
Aaron: "I'm afraid he's completely lost, the Banter Sharks have got to him..."

by #trio November 28, 2013

Mary Sparks

The small amount of ash (sparks) that comes from the bowl while dancing with Mary Jane (marijuana).

Shit man i gots some Mary Sparks on my arm, that shit be hurting.

by EdFooyoung May 19, 2006

Sleep Debt Loan Sharks

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.

Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!

by Double A Tron April 3, 2011

Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

by The Dude Who's Rude and Crude June 10, 2009

sparks plus

Keeps you up, and F**ks you up.

Josh, I would like to partake in an inhibition lowering beverage so that I may preform exceedingly dangerous/foolish activities, yet I wish to remain awake long enough to do said activities.

Joel, drink Sparks Plus

by Terry F April 25, 2008

Slark

1. A term that expresses frustration and distaste

2. Slang for a tasteless whore

3. Slark the murloc nightcrawler

1. That meat pie was slarked.

2. What a Slark or She is acting like a slark tonight

3. Slark calls upon deities of the swamps to seal a dark pact. Sacrificing some of his lifeblood, Slark is redeemed of all negative effects. After 2 seconds, a dark wave of destruction emits from the Nightcrawler, dealing damage to himself as well as all nearby enemies.

by The Oracle of knowledge September 20, 2011