slarpy

n.
Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn.com

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

by floog July 23, 2009

gothic slart

a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....

oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!

by jonathan mc carthy February 17, 2006

Jack Slark

The kind of dude that gets offended from the word butter.

"Hey Jack Slark. BUTTER."
"OH MY GOD YOU SUCK PENIS"

by HiddenBoi September 15, 2017

SLARTH

a large, sweaty obese human body or that bodytype.

Slarth is a noun, slarthy is a adjective. For example, Kirstie Allie didn't always look like a slarth. Now she isnt all that slarthy at all.

by Sevenmaax9 July 24, 2006

slarpin

sleeping, on the real.

"You hear my call last night?"
"Nah. I was slarpin mad hard, breh"

by gphil February 14, 2008

SLARNERED

when you get embarrased or "told" by someone

guy 1- god that was boring
guy 2- YOUR BORING
guy 3- omg you just got SLARNERED

by jerry we'll trust February 24, 2010

Slart Talking

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!

A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?

by Webe187 November 7, 2011