Soneta

Soneta is a female name and means beautiful being. Someone named Soneta is blessed with beautiful jeans and usually has an amazing husband.

I saw Soneta and i fell in love.

by fliderman February 4, 2010

Scone muncher

British people

“Shut up you scone muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 7, 2023

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

sam slone

a crazy, weird, awkward grandma with no teeth who just turns around at random times and yells

Sarah: *turns around* VILLIAM
Kayla: She's being such a SAM SLONE
Dani: Yep, she's so awkward
Sam: Like legit
Hayden: Kayla, want my llama socks

by Jamaica lady November 18, 2018

Royal Sonesta

The act of authoritatively penetrating a woman while recording the dirty deed, consent optional.

Dude I met a chick at a bar last night, ended up giving her the Royal Sonesta treatment. She loved it.

by Classy Glasses December 12, 2018