face sitter

A girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them

That chick is a fancy slut, she's just a face sitter!

by Mikeho October 7, 2013

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

high-sitter

Those tall chairs at the bar that you usually see at the bartender's counter.

I'll get on one of those high-sitters and order myself some vodka.

by FL4ym3Burn June 12, 2018

piss-sitter

Someone that sits down to pee.

Wtf dude, I aint no piss-sitter, I'm a typical male.

by Piss-stander November 28, 2006

flagpole sitter

Someone who sits on top of a flag pole.

Look at that flagpole sitter!

by TimTam February 29, 2004

Shifter sitter

When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.

I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.

by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019

Donkey sitter

Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.

Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy

by Nixwin October 15, 2020