a country where you can get penalised for virtually anything,even chewing gums.But otherwise a great place with lots of delicious foods and shopping places.The living conditions aren't too shabby either,if you can stand hot and humid climate that is.
by hubba x February 19, 2005
place where is reaching colonalism after well over 40 years because of fucking white farts and stupid foreigners who enter this once beautiful country and steal our jobs . Singapore may be progressing economically at a very rapid rate but this only results in its local population getting poorer then before, the only people who make money are the overrated white farts . This makes singapore a place where white people can earn alot of money thus singapore is also known to be another hot spot for white people aka white `s playground white the local population work their asses off.The government doesn gives two shit about anything as long its family rule the ranks around here forever forever and forever
white guy : jee life is really hard in europe fuckkkkk
other white guy : why don`t we immigrate to singapore and kick some ching chong butts? The girls will be all over us and we will fuck like never before
white guy : totally awesome man...
other white guy : why don`t we immigrate to singapore and kick some ching chong butts? The girls will be all over us and we will fuck like never before
white guy : totally awesome man...
by chingchonggg November 23, 2007
when you are in dirty side of a causeway u know it malaysia but when you get to the end you find yourself in a spotless area you will know its singapore
1 Indonesian president:the red dot
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.
by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019
When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.
"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."
by hanso48 December 17, 2010
by OzarkWhitmore December 8, 2011
this act is perfomred by taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into a woamns rectum. after the piping is sufficiently buried in her asshole, slide as many micromachine cars down the tube.
by matt sommers April 6, 2005
Warm lips, cool tongue. The Singapore Sting involves multi-tasking, by giving a blow job while keeping a strong breath mint, like an Altoid, in the corner of your mouth.
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
"Yo, Paul, it's a freaking hot and humid in Singapore today. Let's have a drink at the Long Bar at the Raffles and cool off with a Singapore Sling."
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
by sugarkane11 December 12, 2011