simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simpatry

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick

lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

simpitis

A simp who simps

Ye has contracted simpitis

by I am the ultimate retard August 24, 2020

Simpee

The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.

You are clearly the Simpee have you seen how much he defends you?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold

The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.

by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021

Sinpetasus

A genus of small mammals, commonly known as nohats.

Sinpetasus australis can weigh up to 2 kg.

by Quaffle November 13, 2004