a foot long "sub" style samwhich found exclusively at WaMart, frequently shared by two people and always accompanied by ABF IBC
by BMG December 17, 2002
Get the big samich mug.Alexa Ashley: "Yo check out mah new cheeto snacks. THEYRE OUTRAGEOUS!"
NORMAL CHILD: "Yo kid you sucha simcha!"
Alexa Ashley: "oh."
NORMAL CHILD: "Yo kid you sucha simcha!"
Alexa Ashley: "oh."
by jamielooloo October 6, 2007
Get the Simcha mug.Getting trolled or f*ucked over by really dumb person. Mostly is unintentional on their end and that makes it even more painfull. For example, if someone makes ambiguity aimed at you, embarassing you in the process, without any intention or even aknowlege they did something like that.
"Hey Dick, why the long face?"
"Last night I got smiched by one dumb blond in the bar?"
"Smich?"
"Yeah, she was couldn't remember my name so she yelled 'hey you! Yeah you, the small one, what was your name?'
So I said 'Dick' again and she screamed 'Hey small Dick come here' everybody laughed and she DID NOT GET IT. That dumb b*tch"
"Hehehehe, but you know, it suits you well."
"Last night I got smiched by one dumb blond in the bar?"
"Smich?"
"Yeah, she was couldn't remember my name so she yelled 'hey you! Yeah you, the small one, what was your name?'
So I said 'Dick' again and she screamed 'Hey small Dick come here' everybody laughed and she DID NOT GET IT. That dumb b*tch"
"Hehehehe, but you know, it suits you well."
by Locksley of Robin November 13, 2019
Get the Smich mug.by Smartypants69 June 9, 2021
Get the Simcha-birnbaum mug.A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.
by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009
Get the Samichezz mug.Joe:Hey what did you do on your date?
Matt:Well we were samiching for a while but she started getting an earache after a while so we stopped.
Joe:Oh I see well she should make sure it doesn't get an ear infection or something.
Matt:Well we were samiching for a while but she started getting an earache after a while so we stopped.
Joe:Oh I see well she should make sure it doesn't get an ear infection or something.
by Jfoxx January 6, 2011
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