smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

darcy silvester

this lad is literally the holy Jesus and has come down from heaven to play raid shadow legends and STANKS.

darcy silvester has shit himself

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Sillster

Sillster is a noun used to describe someone who acts in a goofy manner, usually with the word silly placed as an adjective before it.

It can also be used in a derogatory way to mock someone for being ignorant.

Girl: Would you like to be my boyfriend, and take me out on dates, and tell me how much you love me?

Boy(laughing): Stop being a silly sillster, and take your shirt off!

by Nilbog_gobliN October 24, 2012

Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016

silvester

To pocket a ball in a completely unpredictable way.

Well played, too bad you silvestered half of the balls.

by darkwing_duck January 3, 2017

Smaster

A nice guy who will stick up for his best friend and is loyal to there sibling and shares a special hearing power as well as his loyalty. He can also be a good person and never do anything wrong. When he is older they will live the best life. He gives you a good sense of humour with his memes. Overall he is a good guy

Smaster is a good person

by Madman172717828181 December 25, 2019