sidehard

someone who does not pass the halfway point on asylum

"wtf is harrold doing, is he afk?" "no, he's just a sidehard"

by phizfrail October 12, 2011

sideballing

When a drunk person is persistently looking at you out of the corner of their eye.

"Boy I could feel John sideballing me all night while I was talking to Bill, he's got to get over it!"

by BRC July 20, 2008

Gamer's sideburn

A drastic dent in the hair surrounding the ears due to a long period spent with headsets on.

Person A: Man.. sorry I'm late, I track of time..
Person B: Playing WOW? I see your Gamer's Sideburn.

by Matrixcow March 24, 2010

Sidecar Karen

A supporting Karen who tags along with another more dominant Karen. They seem involved but are just along for the ride, and they are used by the dominant Karen to accomplish their goals.

Sheila brought a sidecar Karen with her just to get that $20 gift card.

by Smul September 6, 2021

sideball

similar to sideboob, sideball is simply the view of one side of a guy's ballsack.

holy shit, i swear to God i just saw that old guy's sideball!

WTF!?!? i thought that movie was censored, but i definitely saw some sideball!

paul enjoys looking at my sideball.

by HJMaster69 December 16, 2008

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

sidecar

A cocktail invented around 1918 in either London or Paris. To make it, you take eight parts brandy or cognac, mix with two parts orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier, or another triple sec), and one part lemon juice. To serve, you mix the ingredients in a shaker half-full with ice, then strain and serve in a sugar-rimmed glass, and finally garnish with a strip of lemon rind. You can also use vodka, bourbon, or gin in place of the brandy and/or cognac

Man, the bartender at that restaurant made the best damn sidecar I ever had.

by Your Testicles September 22, 2011