shuttlecock

(noun) The moving of trailers one mile or shorter while stroking old supervisors cocks.

Nick is a shuttlecock mother fucker. Nick is the king of all shuttlecocks

by BigDickJimB January 13, 2018

Shuttlefucker

Fuckery so huge, it could fit in a shuttlebus

New Year's Eve was a constant train of shuttlefuckery

by queeniesquotations May 29, 2018

Shuttlecock

Another, way to describe a cock but the shuttle part makes it evidently superior than all known ways to describe cocks

Bro he's got a shuttlecock fr fr

by Mishmac November 14, 2022

ShuttleCock

When a person is talking to you while youre trying to do something and is completely oblivious that they are bothering you. And no matter what awkward social cues you try to utilize they still don't get it.

I was trying to finish the season finale of Yellowstone and my roommate was shuttlecocking me to the point where I just shut the tv off.

by xNimueh February 21, 2023

Denton shuttlecock

When you get done sucking dick in the bathroom, you come out. Sweat drips off your nose into your shot, but you take it anyway.

Yesterday was amazing until my boyfriend asked for a denton shuttlecock.

by Mc gingivitis June 5, 2022

shutthefuckupness

When a person telling you something goes into every detail all the time. Everytime they tell you a story it takes for ever. The person goes into so much detail they end up off the subject they even started on.

Oh that girl... she has that shutthefuckupness about her, i cant stand it. She rambles on and on and on.

by jweeeeeezzzzyyyyy April 4, 2008

Scuttlefuck

A spastic and annoying younger teenage boy.

Guy 1: did you see what Zach did the other day at lunch?
Guy 2: yeah what a scuttlefuck.

by Leon Carmichael November 3, 2016