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schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005
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Shaman juice

1. a juice created by wizards of great majic for the attraction of crack foxes

2. the power weilded by the great shamans of old; wizardry
"Shaman juice is a known attractant for sneaky crack foxes"

"boy, i sure could use some shaman juice to purge these demons from my innards!"
by VvVirusvV April 5, 2009
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Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.
Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.
by Schumatrix November 14, 2009
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shama

wow look at that shama! i so want her
by shama December 28, 2005
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Shamad

To get or become "shamad" is the act of becoming intoxicated. (Mostly a Weed Reference)

Pronounced: Shaw-mud
Hey Wills,wanna go upstairs and get shamad?

Nah man it's alright i'm already deep in the ranks.
by BeastmanH5 October 10, 2018
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Shamamahammered

noun (n.)
A state of being in which one is extremely drunk. Possibly to the extent where beginning to justify one's actions is nearly impossible.

verb (v.)
The act of intoxicating oneself to an "above average" level.
As a noun:
Sally: "I can't BELIEVE the things you were doing at that party last night!"
Dave: "Why? What did I do? All I know is that I was shamamahammered last night... so I can only imagine what I did."

As a verb:
"Let's get shamamahammered tonight!"
by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009
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Scumass

Noun

A person or persons considered to be the most reprehensible sleazy, disreputable, despicable person lowlife jerk.
Most of the Heels of the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Especially by the likes of Chris Jericho is a Major Scumass!
by MikeKal July 25, 2009
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