shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.

C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!

by Yngwie February 8, 2008

Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008

shrub monkeys

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!

Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.

by notoriousD August 26, 2008

shruggie

A person shrugging their shoulders to indicate a lack of knowledge about a particular topic, or a lack of care about the result of a situation.

Displays as raised shoulders, sometimes in conjunction with raised arms and flat hands. The shrug gesture in text (emoticon) form is known as the shruggie and typed as: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You: Do you know whats on TV tonight?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (shruggie)

by sleepwalker008 November 14, 2016

shrusti

noun
creation / creator of the universe

loosely used as: universe

The shrusti of the universe was a very very long time ago...

by !Creation! January 18, 2008

*Kanye West shrug*

The shrug commonly preformed by singer Kanye West, typically expressing confusion or his famous "I don't care that I'm an asshole" attitude. This was made famous at the 2009 VMAs, where he berated Taylor Swift in front of the entire world.

"Taylor, I'm really happy fo' you, imma letchu finish, but Beyonce had wun da best videos of ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME."
*Kanye West shrug*

John: "Mike, this is the third time you've slept with a fat girl THIS WEEK."
Mike: *Kanye West shrug*

by Sexman May 13, 2012

shrub scout

A Lesbian

The two shrub scouts munched on each
others snatch

by ddcrabo October 14, 2003