A piece of shit, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells awful and ruins relationships.
dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a Sarah Sheppard"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a Sarah Sheppard"
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by abcm123 June 21, 2010
Get the nigger shopping mug.When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
by autobot85 August 4, 2010
Get the Shopping a la cart mug.When you wake up and are hit with the remembrance of last night's out of control shopping escapade.
There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.
"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.
"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
"Dude - when I checked my e-mail this morning and had 17 congratulatory messages from eBay, I was hit with the biggest shopping hangover! What did I DO last night?"
by Rusty Pierce December 27, 2007
Get the shopping hangover mug.- When a mail man send out a letter, he is the shipper and the handler, so he can be considered the shippandler.
- When giving out valentines, the giver is the shipper and the handler, so he/she can be called the shippandler.
- "Dude, Megan and I had so much fun at my place last night. She's the best shippandler I've met."
- When giving out valentines, the giver is the shipper and the handler, so he/she can be called the shippandler.
- "Dude, Megan and I had so much fun at my place last night. She's the best shippandler I've met."
by Fal Avedon February 10, 2010
Get the shippandler mug.Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.
A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011
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