shwoofty

an adjective that means something is extremely messy or windblown

example:

*Jan comes in the door*

guy #1 "Whoa, Jans hair is all shwoofty today!"

guy #2 *shakes head*

guy #2 "Bummer."

by Mindyscenekid October 23, 2006

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

Shmoofle

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

shojofade

A true homie who doesn’t miss and has some funny ass content, mostly anime.

Yo shojofade doesn’t miss🔥

by Realhomieshi February 20, 2021

shoofly

Police officer's slang for Internal Affairs or an officer working for the Internal Affairs department within a Police department.

Take that envelope in public and you'll have Shooflys all over you.

by OneOhEight July 7, 2021

shloofly

Shloofly doesn't have a definition, but from now on it means : In your face.

(when someone doubted you but you succeeded) : Shloofly

by Laupunzel March 25, 2022