Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

sexy shoelace

Another way of saying transient

Sara is one sexy shoelace!

by Dan201654845 October 3, 2006

Shoelace Express

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

Shoelace belt

Besides the extra pair of shoelaces that come with a new pair of shoes are used in those same shoes within the first month or so because shoelaces brake a lot when u skate.

Some skaters (including me) wear shoelace belts to have a replacement for the shoes.

by askurmama November 2, 2008

Shoelace Belt

A pointless, meaningless, peice of shit preps use as belts because they think they're too cool for regular belts. They don't work, so why wear them at all? Because it's "ghetto."

Prep: I'm so ghetto with this shoelace belt.

Me: Get your head out of your ass. You're not ghetto. You live in a two story house, your middle class family pays the bills with ease, and you get whatever your fucking spoiled ass desires. Go and buy a real fucking belt and throw away your sad excuse for a fashion trend. Asshole.

Prep: It's cool though all my friends do it.

Me: All your friends are ignorant, self indugent pricks that will do anything to fit in.

by ShoelaceBeltsAreForQueers March 15, 2010

shoelace belt

Using a shoelace as a belt ;in most cases your ethier lazy or wanting to be cool.

Skateboarders oftend have a pair of extra shoelaces,or shoe strings, that come with a new pair of shoes, therefore causeing them to have the need to be cool,causeing them to "rock" or wear a shoelace as a belt. in many cases "posers" also want to be cool, so they to try and "rock" shoelace belts, most times ending in failure.

by Connor Malto November 15, 2007

iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016