shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.

I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.

by always a critic always February 12, 2014

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Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.

Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.

by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021

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Shock Absorber

A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.

Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.

The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.

by camahroon May 25, 2010

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Shock Site

Is a website intended to shock people, many shock sites have a homepage with a disturbing image, the most famous was Goatse.cx wich was closed in 2004.

Hey I found a free flash videogame!
Here's the link: *put a shock site URL*

OMG I just got Goatse'd!!

by Elia1995 August 2, 2009

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shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

by LJ Dizzle December 13, 2008

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