The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

shnargins

1. When you can't think of a word in a conversation or you are too lazy to try, shnargins takes the place of any person, place, or thing.

2. Can be used in place of an expletive to show anger or discontent

1: "Today, I will partake in many fun shnargins"

2: "Oh shnargins, I forgot my keys"

by sls9 March 8, 2014

Shaggish

Someone who hates everything about themselves but still manages to remain a kind soul with a shag material face.
These people are mostly the ones who don't voice their problems and carry around a skateboard.

A is so shaggish! Hot but sad.
K is definitely shaggish! Wish she liked herself though!

by kakekay October 9, 2020

oven shagger

an oven shagger is someone (usually a boy) who has cheated on their girlfriend or treated her wrong. these people are called oven shaggers because they are so desperate for sex that they would probably shag an oven. that is not always the case though. girls can also call their boyfriends oven shaggers if the boyfriend chooses is xbox/playstation over you or doesn’t make enough effort with you. oven shaggers are usually skinny white boys who don’t know what they’re getting them self’s into when they get a girlfriend. you will usually find an oven shagger: cheating, being rude, and shagging ovens or other girls

he is such an oven shagger

by 05rachel April 15, 2020

Twink Shagger

louie eastwood (L’ #7494 for hot twink esex)

louie eastwood is a twink shagger

by smhevv April 13, 2023

shaggable

means fuckable, but not as rude as. to describe someone who looks sexy, and you only want to have a sexual relationship and nothing more i.e one night stand

britney spears, looks wild

by coby January 14, 2005

shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010