Shopper's Hair

when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up

I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush

by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008

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Shpopper

A Shpopper, as defined by a elite tribe of weed smokers and tobaccy lovers alike is....

The juiciest combination of weed and tobacco.

One "packs" a sphoppe(singular) by cutting or slicing a small fragment of a cigarette, then placing it in a small (1-3 inches) metal or glass tube. After you insert the cigarette into the top of tube, poke the cigarette end into a pile of finely ground weed. Then simply place the tube into a bong and brew yourself a tastey shpopetart. (a nicely toasted form of shpoppes.

Pronounced . SH-POPPER
common used names, popper

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Created by the deadliest crew in the world

"Fuck yeah ill have a shpoppe"
"Yo man whats fo breakfast" "Shpoppetarts!"
"Derms refused to take a shpopper"
"Derms i hate you"
"Sphoppe?"
"SHPOPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"shpoppes are green, niggas are black, fuck with me and ill take that shpoppe back"

Words, that sphoppe fits cleverly into

Unshpoppable- There is no way your gonna Shpoppe this, it's unshpoppable.
Meaning that the shpopper will not be shpopped.
Shpoplight- How high are you? You just ran that Shpoplight.
simply just used shpop instead of stop.
Shpoppe- Wu Tang Clan aint nothing to Shpoppe with.
Meaning their hard as fuck
Shpopped- I just shpopped in your GFs mouth
meaning i just cummed in your girlfriends mouth
Shpoppin'- Are you shpoppin me?
a more serious use of are you kidding me, but not as serious as are you fucking with me.

by ShpoppesRus September 22, 2009

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sloppers

1. A girl who gives repeated blow jobs to a number of guys in a row.
2. A vagina that's be used before your use.

Did you see that sloppers in action?
Oi, bitch, you feel like a sloppers.

by George Texon October 29, 2006

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ogre shloger

1) The male genitalia for an ogre.
2) A jerk, asshole, complete moron.

That mans an ogre shloger

by Sayitlikeit_is September 27, 2003

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Hype Shopper

A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."

A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

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