ShitBox 360

The proper name for Microsoft's Xbox 360, addressing it's non-impressive hardware, pricey downloads, and infamous game destroyer, The Red Ring of Death.

John: What's wrong with you, Bill?

Bill: My Xbox 360 got the Red Ring of Death for the fourth time. I sent it in to Mircosoft.

John: What? I thought you sold that ShitBox 360. Buy a PS3 or a Wii, man.

by DaFunnyMan69 August 5, 2009

shithouse

A method in which a person/collective overcome a challenge in a cheeky or slightly unethical manner.

"Arch used some absolute shithousery on pro-clubs the other night."

by ManLikeArch May 25, 2021

crazy as a shithouse rat

Deranged, demented behavior that others deem similar to that of a rodent that dwells in a wood shithouse.

He's crazy as a shithouse rat! If his toes slip off that steering wheel that car's gonna roll.

by Rev Tolby November 1, 2007

Shithouse Poet

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

Shitdoze

The shittiest operating system in the world. If you are currently operating Shitdoze, then please SMASH THE DAMN THING. Here, use this mallet: II--:::
Refer to Windoze.

I used to have Shitdoze, but I'm cool now.

by Tha Protagonist! May 26, 2005

dry slam your shitbox

lubeless ass fucking

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"

by bpa July 30, 2008

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004