shit the bed

shows surpise/ shock about something

john : i really like sarah
mark : u like her shit the bed..

shop keeper: thats £50
me : omg shit the bed

by clare August 7, 2004

shit the bed

exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell

"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"

by RojoC April 30, 2007

Shit the bed

One of the biggest and best club nights in the UK based in Bristol. The name comes from the phrase "shit the bed" being used as an exclamation of surprise and excitement.

"Shit the Bed! - That bass drop was f*cking amazing!!!"

"Shit the Bed! - have you seen this amazing DJ lineup?"

by arsequake January 15, 2010

Shit The Bed

1. When you do cost your team a match in any game.

2. When you have a high dollar object that you cant use because of a cheaper part when compared to the whole object.

Rolli went 1-8 on Warhawk?
Yeah, he really shit the bed.

I have a $3,500 computer in my basement but I can't use it because the case broke.
Well, you shit the bed.

by Deodorizer July 5, 2014

Shit the bed

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience

" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"

by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009

Shit the bed

When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.

You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...

by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013

shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

by kimmy ann July 4, 2006