Shitum

A Fiber supplement pill that consists of chicken grease, corn, prunes, and exlax.

Works best with Taco Bell* food.

I was realy really constipated, so my doctor gave me a Shitum with Taco Bell* food

by Nuckyduk April 27, 2009

shitum

a small annoying lap dog that id sooner kick in to orbit than stroke

its that a dog or a rat? its good at stcking toes, but still is a little shitum

by do-you-know August 30, 2007

shitbum

A stand up guy will be your friend through thick and thin.

REMEMBER!! The shitbum will never steer you wrong. The Shitbum will be your buddy untill the very end. He'll never waver, forever he'll stand tall, and like they say in Arkansas "thats it for now "Y'all

by Dick Ryan March 12, 2007

shitcum

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023

shitpump

The act of beating someone so badly at something that instead of “beating the shit” out of them, it comes out in such large volume that it is virtually pumped out of them, hence "shitpumping". Also applies to drinking: If you think you were out of it when you got "shitfaced", wait till you drink so many coors lights that your friends deem you "shitpumped".

“That all chick team seriously sucked at dodgeball, I could have shitpumped them on my own” OR “JS sure went off the chain last night… guy drank 14 Tecate’s, he was shitpumped.”

by Chaad Garlic January 15, 2009

shirump

A little bit of slang by the brotha's term for shrimp

Let me get some of'dem shirump

by james dolorando May 13, 2005

Shitruals

The act of making ones bowel movement the most holy and comfortable as you sit upon the defeacation hole.

“Nah I can’t use your toilet it’s against my personal shitruals.”

Running water
Shitting only when no one is home
Yo-yo-in that turd for when you get home
Taking a shower after
Being most holy and showering before you shit.

by Riiyone May 23, 2018