Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

shitplunk

a person as useless and annoying as the sound of a big turd hitting the water.

Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.

by reggin landscaping May 22, 2011

Shitpullery

The pulling of shit, often, but not always, bullshit; an elevated form of tomfoolery, but instead of Tom being fooled, shit is being pulled; the act(s) of a shit puller.

The performing of shenanigans.

"Of course she hit you! You should have known that mom wouldn't have tolerated any of your shitpullery at Pop Pop's funeral."

by Catfish Baruni May 12, 2013

Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Shitalization

1). Shit is fucked up, and or being in a shitty situation. 2). Confused as shit as to what is happening in a given situation when you should be. 3). When use and or using of the word “shit”, is implied yet not enough substance to cover the entirety of what is happening in your current state. 4). When there is absolutely no conceivable way and or words to describe ones current state and or situation, when just saying “what?” and or “what the shit?” Is not efficient enough.

When you come home from work and there are thirty are so cars in and around your home and is obvious that a party is going on that you did not approve nor receive an invite, and as you walk in there is no one yelling “Surprise!”, but yet some asking, “who are you this is a private party”. And you instantly roar out in utter disgust, “ What in Shitalization!” • ViA • Roy•Robert’s

by Werds•Never•Written September 5, 2020

shitalkumar

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word

maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022