sitsmarch

When you do nothing but sit for the duration of March.

Forget stoptober, i'm doing sitsmarch. Along with unscrupulously winning the advent window question ,)

by Mr Loophole.. December 13, 2018

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021

Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.

Good riddance, you shit shitsters!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock

Some one who is really addicted to swearing

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock said "You really need to shut your god damn fucking cock licking uncle fucking mouth"

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

Shitearse

Shitearse (v.) is the act of licking a baggie clean if it’s residue after the consumption of the drugs.

I just watched Mick shitearse the bag

by Shitearse December 14, 2019

shitsweats

a sweat, usually located around the buttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful shit

after trying for hours, he was starting to get a shitsweat

by i own your ass November 24, 2003