poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.

"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."

by Chase Manley October 24, 2006

The Flaming Shit-Dick

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.

Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.

by ace rim January 8, 2009

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

Fucking whore ass bitch shit dick

An excuse to say six curse words in an insult.

random guy: you suck!
you: you fucking whore ass bitch shit dick
random guy: you win

by welthy rich not November 18, 2019

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

bitch-whore shit-dick

Usually a prick. A 'bitch-whore shit-dick' will usually fuck up everything he/she does. They don't care about anyone except themselves, so you can never really trust them. Unknown why they do the things they do. Call your friend this and it's quite possible they will shit their pants then slap you in the face. "Bitch-whore shit-dick" is interchangeable with the words dick, prick, coward, asshole, fuck-face, pussy, etc.

Person #1: Why are you being such a bitch-whore shit-dick?

Person #2: Because I'm a pussy.

Person #1: That's what I thought.....

by The Truth Teller#1 June 9, 2011

Cheesy Shit Dick

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.

Have you ever had a cheesy shit dick?

by Nanera420 July 10, 2019