Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.

"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."

by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016

shit stain shane

An over all Duche terrible friend you DO NOT want a shit stain shane in your life.

I should have never met shit stain shane

by beanerman694200 April 11, 2022

shit stain balls

when you stick your balls inside her asshole and she shits on them.

Are you felling you feeling like taking a shit, then lets go to the bathroom and give me some shit stain balls.

by gay guy jake May 21, 2006

shit stained anus

Person who uses too much toilet paper!

God Stella, how much paper - You have such a shit stained anus girl!

by Joey February 15, 2005

Shit Stained Vagina.

Yes. I made this phrase up.

"Your a Shit Stained Vagina and I hate you".
You are a shit stained vagina.

by The OGBG 2007 March 10, 2008

shit stained balls

When one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.

"What's going on there Nelly? Your looking a bit green. Oh my God he shat his pants, he's got shit stained balls!"

by Doggertron May 6, 2010