shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015

shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004

steal the stink off of shit

A low life act that gains you little or nothing. From the phrase " That asshole would steal the stink off of shit for practice." A thief who steals not for gain, but just to steal.

The bitch lied to me to sell a $5.00 TV, she'd steal the stink off of shit.

by knownman May 4, 2008

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

im off that shit

Something a drug addict would say when trying go straight, but if this is said, it usually means i'll be back soon for a hit

Marc- "Ah man, im off that shit for good now"
Dealer- "Ok man, see you soon"

by ¤Th褻Gºd«¤Th冤Fåîlèd¤ September 25, 2005

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004