Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

Human Shit Cannon

when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you

I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 7, 2012

shit canned

a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Shit candles

Aroma sticks

A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...

by ORB69 April 25, 2010

shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.

"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."

by Mitch the Sage May 18, 2016