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Shit Bag

A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.
" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"
by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024
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Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.
There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”
by Microkitten November 3, 2023
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Shit bag

A shit bag is a bag full of poop/shit.
That shit bag is very heavy with shit/poop.
by Jamal panacle January 14, 2024
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Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.
Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.
by quickyshell August 10, 2018
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
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Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.
by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018
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