in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.
"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
by dats wight wabbit March 16, 2020
A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
by joykiller13t March 9, 2009
A girl that seems like she is innocent but in reality, she's secretly a child of sin. She is also very trustworthy and is decent looking (a little ugly, a little cute). Unlike others, Shirleys don't usually cuss and are very insecure. Typically the awkward ones and are very insecure.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh so I talked to Shirley about masturbation and she didn't even know what the word meant! She thought that masturbation was a sport.
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
.......
Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
.......
Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
by immahoehoeforwonhoho July 29, 2017
by AndiStarr114 November 26, 2016
man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...
by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014
Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?
Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's
Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's
Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010
A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
by S21 May 25, 2009