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shinkle

The wrinkles of skin on a penis when one experiences shrinkage. Can occur when shrinkage is brought on by cold, water, fear, post-coitus, or any other reasons.
I had some weird dick cheese caught up in my shinkle after an epic sexcapade
by Mykl66 November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.
Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.
by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020
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Shinkle. verb.

To fail to do one's legal duty because of conspiracy theories.

The term derives from Norm Shinkle's 15 minutes of fame as a Republican member of the four member Michigan State Board of Canvassers who's job was merely to recognize the counties election results as certified but took hours of many public servants time to investigate, without legal authority, multiple conspiracy theories that had already been rejected by courts and employing a double standard in minor voting irregularities between predominantly black and white precincts.
County Heath Department Restaurant Inspector: I probably should cite you for this complaint and your not requiring masks during this pandemic, but meh, I think it is a democratic hoax. I'm just gonna Shinkle this report.
by Scottula November 23, 2020
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Verb. To do something you clearly know is wrong solely to please someone in a position of power. See Norm Shinkle, of Michigan's Board of Canvassers.
Ronna McDaniel really shinkled when she retweeted that video of Sidney Powell claiming that Trump won by a landslide.
by Mary O'Shegetz November 25, 2020
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(Verb) the act of transferring fecal debris from the small spoon to the larger style spoon during the act of strenuous cuddling.
“Hold me closer tiny shinkle...”
Your love is like bad cuddling, bad cuddling is what I need whoooa” (shake it up but not too much if you’ve been eating beans
by UrbanPictionary83 May 13, 2021
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shrinkled

a combination of the words shrink and wrinkled
“yo bro”
yeah bro?”
“is it true thst when you get old ur dick gets all shrinkled?”
yeah bro

damn bro
by bigboix July 13, 2021
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Shingled

When you give your friends a sizable amount of money to put a new roof on their house as an act of generosity and kindness because you felt sorry for them only to find out later that they blocked you on social media for no good reason whatsoever.
I gave my gave my once good friends a lot of dough for a roof and the thanks I received was they shingled me in return, blocking me on social media and ignoring me from that point on.
by moozto March 9, 2022
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