spingus

a nickname for a very spindly and/or tall dog in place of its name, e.g. greyhound, whippet, lurcher..

- Can you get the dog in John?
- Sure. Spingus! Come here Spingus!

by mrs-pinkel May 15, 2023

Shlingus

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023

Shmingussy

The reproductive system of the shmingus.

Person 1: My shmingussy is throbbing

Person 2: Let me get a taste

by Shminguy September 26, 2023

shbingus

It’s what you call Jake when he’s being any of the following : annoying, funny, cute, amazing, not amazing, relatable and many more.

“Hey I got you this gift!” - Jake

“Awww thanks shbingus!” - Kenzie

by notshbingus February 19, 2024

shwingus

An undesirable good, similar to the use of chopped liver in idioms.

Alternatively, the acronym S.H.W.I.N.G.U.S. (shwingus hingus wingus ingus ningus gingus ungus sungus).

A: I can’t go to your wedding, I have my dog’s half birthday.
B: What am I, shwingus? It’s my wedding!

by Grunkle Funkus February 23, 2024

Shbingus

A word used to describe a friend when doing something funny, amusing, annoying, or simply being a shbingus. Similar to Dingus, but with more impact.

Daryl and Beth are bowling and Daryl misses completely:

Daryl: oh no I missed!
Beth: you’re such a shbingus!

by notshbingus February 27, 2024

shingshoddlefiddle

You shing the shoddle and fiddle the shinged shoddle

To shing you violently goon or jerk a shoddle
A shoddle is a big penis or dildo
To fiddle you violently ride the shinged shoddle

Woman: i just shingshoddlefiddled him till he was numb
Man: woah can you do me too?
Woman: bet

by The shingshoddlefiddling maste September 16, 2024