by Frazmk4 December 28, 2021
Get the Shinestymug. A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.
Why does Brent look so stoned?
He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.
He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.
by morbrickle January 3, 2022
Get the Shinestymug. Testicle hugging cloud of awesomeness.
Also known for being seductive.
Caution: for the content that shinesty is capable of.
Also known for being seductive.
Caution: for the content that shinesty is capable of.
Thank you my sugar plum honey bun pumpy umpy ump kin for the best shinesty a man could ask for.
Does this shinesty make my package look bulky?
Does this shinesty make my package look bulky?
by Vanillamom December 28, 2021
Get the Shinestymug. Clothing brand most commonly known for their men's/boy's super soft ball hammock underwear. The brand is true to it's products and real in their advertisement. Real Funny.
The hammock is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't like your food touching? You probably want to separate the frank and beans too. Shinesty's got you. Variety and styles keep us coming back for more. Perfectly placed designs ensure the joy of the purchase is shared with all who are blessed enough to witness you donning this special attire.
Hint: Nutcracker isn't as painful as it sounds.
Kick the stick and rest the jewels in a room of their own.
The hammock is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't like your food touching? You probably want to separate the frank and beans too. Shinesty's got you. Variety and styles keep us coming back for more. Perfectly placed designs ensure the joy of the purchase is shared with all who are blessed enough to witness you donning this special attire.
Hint: Nutcracker isn't as painful as it sounds.
Kick the stick and rest the jewels in a room of their own.
by DsnyMom03 December 28, 2021
Get the Shinestymug. by Kvan$ December 28, 2021
Get the SHINESTYmug. Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!
by mupa1993 December 28, 2021
Get the Shinestymug.