Shelf Kid

Shelf kids are the lovley people who chat and watch the cobra starship stickam. they are called shelf kids b/c the camera for stickam they watched from was set on a shelf.

You: were you on cobra starship's stickam today?

Me: yeah i was chatting with the other shelf kids.

by imlovintheremix January 23, 2009

Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009

shelf ass

When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.

"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"

"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."

"What the fux, bro."

by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011

shelf bra

Shelf bra is a type of bra that does not cover the nipples or the upper portion of the breasts. Its function is to lift the breasts up and provide some form of support (or so they claim). Highly impractical for daily use, serves 3 real functions:

1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.

For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.

Cindy bought a pair of matching panties and shelf-bra as a surprise treat for her boyfriend. This lead to a four-hour sex session and an odd-looking stain on one of their bedroom walls.

by Cruel Elevator May 17, 2005

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

Shelf Shitter

A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.

Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.

by Everything Daviska March 30, 2017

Shelf Kids

The dedicated fans of Cobra Starship, who sit on their "shelf" and watch the Cobras make music on the Cobrahcam for countless hours. The chat is very amusing, and no one likes spammers. Shelf kids take pride for their stalking abilities. Shelf kids also take part in Cobra activities like, Taco Tuesday, let's get Gabe drunk, and WoW.

Also. Shelf kids do it better!

Gabe-Do you want to go back to your shelf?!
Shelf Kids-AT LEAST ANGLE THE CAMERA BETTER.

by Shelfkid January 21, 2009