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Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.
Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first
by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012
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A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
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Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
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When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom
Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.
by SamAwesome October 31, 2019
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Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"
by yoursexymother January 18, 2009
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freaks in the sheets

freaks in the sheets. she was a muff diver with carol when they hit the sheets.
by hackerrazzi August 24, 2008
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Freak in the sheets

Giannis starts livestream on Instagram

Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”
by XtremelyClutch January 14, 2020
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