sheep shafter

one who has sex with sheep

That guy is a sicko, a real sheep shafter

by Da Real Shredder October 9, 2018

sheep shot

1. (n.) when you shoot a load onto a picture of sheep in a grassland out of awe and envy for their calm, carefree lives.

I was feeling mad existential, so I took sheep shot and now I don't feel as baaaaad.

by ikeaissheep October 11, 2018

sheep shagger

A person who sneaks into a farm and has sexual intercourse wuth them.

john:hey guess what i saw?

Terry:What?

John:Mel Gibson sneaking into a farm

Terry:That dirty sheep shagger

by Antony Davies (aka:Mavis) May 4, 2005

Sheep Shagger

Someone who likes to make it with sheep.

People who visit AdultSheepFinder.com are sheep shaggers.

by David Rodriquez July 15, 2007

sheep shagger

A derogatory term for Welsh people used mainly by the English

Iwan Jones is a right sheep shagger

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Sheep Stump

A tree stump high enough off the ground so that when you place the sheep on it (belly only) the legs dangle off the side of it, as to prevent it from running away.
Usually used for penetrating the sheep from behind, as sticking anything in a sheeps mouth is usually bad news.

John: "Yee-haw, maw! I got the sheep stump workin'! Bring out ol' betsie!"
Ol' Maw: "I told you to stop a-stickin' it to tha' sheeps, John!"

by Scott Sullivant May 2, 2006

Charlie Sheen's Brain

something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)

Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"

by headstrong19 March 29, 2011