Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
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by John_O January 11, 2009
Get the shatmosphere mug.translation: Christian, or anointed one. A truly remarkable human being. One of the only people in history to really be the greatest without ever having done anything of real significance, except, of course, be Shaston. Just knowing Shaston brightens others' lives and they don't even know why. Just being around Shaston will have your head spinning with their natural beauty, extreme confidence, and awesome breath. Go out and meet Shaston today, for a brighter future.
Mother Theresa, Princess Diana (even they don't compare because for them to be great they did many wonderful things. Shaston just came into being.)
by caligirl1234321 February 3, 2010
Get the Shaston mug.If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.
A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
by Galawh October 29, 2018
Get the shattered mug.adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels
by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009
Get the shattackular mug.The highest part of a mound of shit which breaks the surface of the toilet water, thus forming a small brown island which is unsuitable for human habitation.
Dorothy had just finished her sit down visit and was about to flush the toilet when she discovered a shatoll in the toilet.
by Brighty Boy 91 February 25, 2011
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