shazzer

Shazzer is a way of describing someone who shits in the shower and mushes it down with their big toe.

That guy over there is such a shazzer

by helpmegetafreeipad June 8, 2021

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

shanker

a person who is addicted to crack cocaine

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!

by Jonny February 20, 2005

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Shanners

An act of shear stupidity.

John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!

by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010

shanker

Pronoun - An alternate way of spelling the Hindu "destroyer" god, Shiv Shankar. See Shankar.

The great Shiv Shanker is the destroyer of all life.

by Vikaas April 25, 2006

shancer

cancer of the penile shaft.

guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.

by swinemoat March 13, 2009