shake and fake

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.

"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"

by sexislife July 24, 2009

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

by jose Smose June 24, 2007

share the fruit

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

by ak02134 September 3, 2006

shaye bay from santa fe

A amazing beautiful SEXY person.

Hey guys welcome back to my channel its shaye bay from Santa Fe here!

by FSFBS March 6, 2019

shake it for a real nigga

Basically a crusty niggas way of saying they a real nigga and deserve ratchet or big booty bitches shaking it in front of the them in a hot sweaty ass club

ex 1. "Although i'm a lowlife nobody would you be kind enough to shake it for a real nigga?"
ex. 2 "woooah she got a fat ass. throw me a bottle of water im thirsty! i need lil mama to come shake it for a real nigga"

by Danny boob March 1, 2014

to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

shake'n'fake

Going through the motions, not actually trying.

Put some effort into it. This isn't "shake'n'fake."

by robbbbtetedsgsd June 7, 2009