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sandingo party

Hasan and Ahmed went to a sandingo party last week. dirtied the white snow if ya know what i mean
sandingo party by dirty caramel March 7, 2020

Scandinavian Pizza Crust 

When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”

Scandinavian Leatherstrap 

The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.
Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?

Scandinavian Shuffleboard 

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.
Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.
A beautiful specie. Sandip is strong, funny and awesome. Sandip is jackpot.
B:Is it I am a legend?

G:No, It's I am a Sandip!
Sandip by zelalovebabyoo December 31, 2012

Sandisorder 

The confusion you obtain from not knowing where to start eating a sandwich due to poorly-shaped bread.
Wow, my PB and J gave me a bad case of sandisorder. I didn't know where to start eating it from!