Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Selfish bastard 

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

Selfish bastard by BoS101 July 23, 2012

Selfish Lover 

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.

No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!

Selfish Lover by Mimi who is emancipated. July 23, 2008

selfish weedmaster 

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.

Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!

selfish weedmaster by melvinkremencek December 30, 2011

Selfish prick 

A person who only cares about themselves and has no regard for others feelings, they go out of there way to make peoples lives difficult and shity.

Max Guuerzon is a selfish prick.

Selfish prick by Jdbdodnxhhdj July 8, 2020

selfish prick 

A person who doesn't give a shit about the needs of others. Somebody who is so completely self-absorbed, that he intentionally hurts others for his own benefit.

Taylor is such a selfish prick, he will continue to send unwanted text messages to people who tolerate him, even though they have requested that he stop.

selfish prick by GregandJay January 2, 2012

Selfish Woman 

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them

Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.

Selfish Woman by seeu August 14, 2006