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Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals
Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?
by purpura7 October 6, 2016
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The fact that you idiots took a damm to search this into urban dictionary
If you searched this up...
by DaSuperCoconut June 2, 2019
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Sarcapathy

A union of the words apathy and sarcasm. Expressing one's apathy with contempt that is not discernable by others as real or facetious.
Amway Salesman: "If you sell 18 feather dusters to everyone in your downline, you can be a millionaire in three weeks!"

Salesman's Brother-in-law: "You need a breath mint."
by Buttafoooko April 22, 2005
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sarcasmist

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm
When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."
by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009
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Sarcancer

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.
Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.
by Goldjohney June 3, 2016
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sarc!

Adding the word in brackets so as nobody misunderstands the true meaning of a sarcastic statement: (sarc!)
by Leonidas299 September 17, 2013
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Search History

A built-in feature that you always clear after watching porn or illegal stuff
by SkeletonGuy December 7, 2018
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