scrunt

Magazine title used in the show "Just Shoot Me"

"If they take "Blush" off the checkout line shelves, it'll end up in the back row between "Backdoor Johnny" and "Scrunt"!" (quote by character Nina Van Horn on episode of "Just Shoot Me")

by MelJewHumperGibson August 07, 2006

scrunt

to have sex with a woman

you cant scrunt us love ive got the painters in but you can whack us up the shitter if you like

by philipjamecook March 26, 2007

scrunt

the man glue that makes a 'wank sock' appear stiff

'why are your socks always so stiff???'...'why, because i use them to mop my scrunt up'

by jimbob brown April 06, 2006

scrunt

the paw padding movements made by an affectionate cat as it settles on ones lap

Go scrunt over there puss, you're annoying me.

by spandex July 15, 2003

scrunt

noun: the area between the scrotum and the gooch (cunt)

Dude, I just got kicked in the scrunt!

by codered253 February 17, 2013

Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

Scrunt Plug

1. A tampon used by a female with a 'scrunt' (skanky crusty cunt).

2. A derogatory term used to insult one's peers.

"OMG! that crack whore left her scrunt plug in the women's toilets!"
"Look mate, stop being a partially used scrunt plug and pass me the tv remote"

by silkist April 12, 2010