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scrote

man's scrotum - also, a bum, a worthless individual (usually male)
Sally's new boyfriend is a real scrote
by Chopster December 14, 2002
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SCROTUS

I sure hope Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t become the latest SCROTUS. That’s be some serious drunk justice
by Midlife-Crisis Hulk October 3, 2018
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SCROTUS

Donald Drumph is the SCROTUS.
by Kfarny February 12, 2017
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Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!
by Jesus D. August 14, 2008
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scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.
WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.
by brentmcd April 29, 2011
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Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.
Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.
by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009
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Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme
2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!
by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004
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