scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

scrot juice

Derogatory term for the fluid expelled during a male ejaculation

after i finished ramming her, I blasted my scrot juice all over her norks!

by champignons May 18, 2005

scrot vino

After exercise, clubbing or just walking around, the testicles accumulate a certain amount of sweat, or 'wine'. Said fluid is known as 'scrot vino', as in the wine from a scrotum. Vino tasting occurs when a particularly sweaty man cups his testicles, catches a layer of vino and cups someone's nose.

'Ooh, that's some particularly vintage scrot vino'

'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'

'My underwear smells of vino'

by Wizzleteats August 29, 2008

scrot rot

genital herpes

im sorry to say madame the results we took from your flange swabs you have scrot rot! we do have a cream to treat it tho!

by mike January 6, 2004

scrot stomping

The act of crushing a mans scrotum under your foot. Usual results in fragments of testicles being caked on the walls

"Went scrot stomping on my bro last night". He won't be having kids lol.

by Dickfiddler April 9, 2017

scrot sac

When a close friend will not allow you to get nasty or knock boots with their partner, friend, sister or mom.

Rick: Hey Steve your mom has some serious snacks bro. Why don't you hook me up with that.

Steve: Dude you're not banging my mom.

Rick: Fine then don't hook me up I'll bang your sister instead you scrot sac.

by Lroy April 16, 2008

scrot rot

the hairs that grow on your scrotum (ball sack). nothing to do with herpes. cant shave it coz u mite cut the sack an if u pluck it u must have balls of steel.

Girl-this scrot rot really needs 2 be shaved off
Man-Go on then
girl-OK
man- AAAAAAA you cut my ball sack

by sinton July 9, 2006