Scroterbating

To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:

1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).

5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).

Man my boyfriend was scroterbating while I was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!

by Brewha December 29, 2010

sconer

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

honey watch out! theres a sconer about!

by Dancer of the seas February 16, 2009

Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

by Shplibitz October 2, 2014

Scroteria

(n) 1. A bacterial infection of the scrotum caused by improperly cleansing yo funky nuts.

The doctor told me not to jack off for 3 weeks because my scroteria made one of my balls 4 times bigger than the other.

by sDub Duce SplitTail September 29, 2011

scoonery

The fault of being a scoon. It can be against the rules and policies/terms of conditions in certain areas, you better watch out.

"Billy! Make sure there's no scoonery back there."

by Krick, and Tej October 21, 2012

sconerrific

Used to describe a delicious-tasting scone, generally eaten in the morning for breakfast

Q: Hey Kyla. How does that scone taste?
A: Why, it tastes sconerrific! Would you like to try some?

by UrNumberOneCrush November 30, 2015

sconerboned

To get very very very very high.

"Yo wanna come over to my place and smoke?"

"Yeah dude, I just got off work and I'm trying to get absolutely sconerboned."

by jphillyyy June 11, 2016