My friend is SCRUFFYBALLS.
by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015
Get the scruffyballs mug.singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 5, 2014
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Without warning
Over something weird like your stomach sounding like a bear or an aeroplane.
SROFL
Without warning
Over something weird like your stomach sounding like a bear or an aeroplane.
SROFL
'that's sroffling material'
by Emma and Heather :D January 25, 2010
Get the Sroffling mug.Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.
Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.
Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"
Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.
Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"
by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010
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John, you are an amazing ball scruffler!
John, you are an amazing ball scruffler!
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