Scrooge McDick

A person or persons of the rich variety who hoard money and are assholes. The kind of person you rob.

I found scrooge mcdick walking home and took him for his ducketts.

by Handledeesnuts June 29, 2020

Scrodgy

When something is untidy usually related to unironed clothes or that fucking fitted bedsheet that won't stay on

That shirt you have on is so scrodgy

by BOOMitsBROOKE March 7, 2022

Scrodgley

Another word for an absolute horrible dogfighter.

A: "man I just rekt'd this nerd in a dogfight"
B: "yeah, must be a Scrodgley"

by SATUBESTDOGFIGHTER September 4, 2022

Scrondom

Similar to a condom in the sense that a condom is a plastic device that slides over the penis, the Scrondom actually slides over the scrotum. The Scrondom is used to protect a women from experiencing her partner's 'ballbust' - where he will every once and a while have a testicle blowout.

You gotta wear a scrondom if your gonna fuck her man.

by Teese August 27, 2005

Scrooge

Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.

It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....

Understand?

Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please?
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.

Or...

Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*

by Cloud December 13, 2004

Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.

Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003