Scritter

Destroying one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)

You just scrittered your whole argument.

by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

Scrizzalicious

–adjective
1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight.
2. concerned predominantly or excessively with sex;
3. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality:
4. excitingly appealing; glamorous: a scrizzalicious new car.
5. Approved sexy or awesome in G-Scrizzle's eyes.
Slang . very impressive: That new white convertible is totally Scrizzalicious.

Awesome, Having Impeccable Swagger, Outgoing, Sexy, Attractive, Stylish!

Sara is looking scrizzalicious tonight.
That car is scrizzalicious.

by G-Scrizzle April 16, 2011

Allgyer Spritz

This is when you stick your dick in a turkey gizzard.

Boy 1: Hey dude there's a turkey, lets kill him.
Boy 2: Nah first lets Allgyer Spritz that bitch.

by pseudonymsuprise February 11, 2010

Scratz

A nickname ideally given to your tall, skinny, awkward friend. Starts with a vaguely insulting connotation, but soon becomes a term of endearment.

Hey, wanna go get Scratz and play some Mafia?

by Patattack May 17, 2007

Schitzo

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.

Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.

by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019